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Cat Wif Tinfoil Hat
obey@catwiftinfoilhat.com
In the grand narrative of our world, where facts morph into legends, and legends cloak themselves in conspiracies, those perched atop the hierarchy prefer a shadowy dance to shroud the truth.
Because, you know, knowledge is the ultimate power move.
Because, you know, knowledge is the ultimate power move.
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About
Only the quick-witted discern the artistry of hiding in plain view. That seemingly whimsical "crackhead whisper" you brushed off? Surprise, surprise – it's largely a nugget of truth wrapped in cheeky charm.
Facts
INVASION
Area 51 is our base. Of course, we don't want you to know about it, but some of us softened and spoke. They are no longer a problem.
Taught you to cultivate wheat because we knew that agriculture would bring about sedentarism
WE
your systems wouldn't tolerate carbohydrate overloads. The consumption of wheat would cause inflammation. Easy formula.
EVIDENCE.
You think Big Pharma is fiction, but we also control your health. The trick is to give you just a little bit of hope, and with that, you believe everything.
Consider this project a sassy manifesto: we've officially outgrown their stale lies and are gracefully sidestepping the monotonous rules of the system
Let's take a jaunt down memory lane, dust off the cobwebs, and unveil the roots that make us who we are. It's time to channel the spirit of our ingenious ancestors and snatch back the tech they left us.
Let's take a jaunt down memory lane, dust off the cobwebs, and unveil the roots that make us who we are. It's time to channel the spirit of our ingenious ancestors and snatch back the tech they left us.
When it became too obvious that we had indoctrinated you with a self-exploitative economic system, and you began to rebel, we introduced a deadly virus into the world. Then we eliminated it and induced heart attacks and strokes in the form of vaccines. You love vaccines. And chemtrails.
VACCINE.
Of course, the Earth is flat. It didn't naturally occur flat. We made it flat. The Earth was built by us to host this experiment. So far, everything is progressing very well.
FLAT EARTH.
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